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Students are usually united according to common interests specified by some aspects. Common specialty is among of the most important circumstances. Students of one and the same faculty have their specific jokes and their special slang. Such jokes are related with their teachers, with the nature of the specialty or with special characteristics of their educational process. For instance, foreign languages department is usually called a ‘fiancee department’ as a lot of girls study there. Professional Humor. Programmers’ Humor Programmers’ jokes are not clear for other people. For instance, such joke as this: Q: Why do programmers always get Xmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Since DEC 25 = OCT 31 …may be comprehended only by one of the computer people. A person who knows computer a little can take pleasure in something like this: The Programmers’ Perk: Shift to the left, to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte! Physics Jest Various specialty-oriented jokes are widespread among physics. Murphy’s Law, applied to such physical thing as buttered toast law, says that if bread with butter falls buttered side lands down; or the chance of buttered toast landing with buttered side down is in proportion to floor coverings value. In other worlds, it means that when something can go wrong and turn out inconveniently it will definitely be so. Combining this law and the statement that a cat always lands on its feet, physics invented another joke: a buttered cat paradox. A physic considers a cat caring on its back again a tied buttered toast : if cats land on their feet and buttered toast land with buttered side down a cat has no choice but to fly. Chemists’ Joke Chemists’ jests are grounded on odd and paradoxalical factors of chemical tests and ideas. There are some parodies to periodic table (for example, The periodic table of refused elements).  Read more...

Humor is an essential part of our lives, is as necessary as all other fuzzy emotions such as love, anger, etc. It dictates how comfortable we feel at our workplace, with a person we just met and how much money we make (in some cases!). The truth is that without humor we are as good as dead. Humor brightens our day and changes our entire perspective about our daily routines in a second. Yes, that’s the power of humor, it is so big that the entertainment industry is currently is above the real estate market (as far as earnings), but don’t take my word for it, look it up!. A decent comedian in comedy central makes more money than a mortgage broker without having all the work related stress.

Now that we have established that humor is great, an important part of our lives and big business, lets start by analyzing the way humor affects our daily life. If you have a desk job, work within a big corporation, are in sales, etc. you have probably noticed that once in a while there comes a person who with just a few words brightens your day, or there is a co-worker you just can’t imagine being without, no, I’m not talking about being in love, we are referring to humor.

It is a fact that most of the people (91.3% actually) who find a job boring, will end up leaving it in less than 3 months. That is just terrible from an employer’s point of view, they loose money by training new employees every few months. Employers and most companies know this, that is why we often hear, “A company name, the best place to work at”, or during the recruitment process we hear “Our company is a leader of this rapidly growing market and offers a fun environment to work at”. What statements like that usually mean is you’ll be buried in paperwork and running around all day long, but off course some people like to work hard so they are the 1% exception. There is nothing funny about jobs like that but they have to advertise it that way to get people interested.  Read more...