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		<title>Mp3 Players? Music Downloads For Everyone</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If downloading music has been your passion, then you must have faced several problems while downloading. The biggest problem that is faced in music search is the proper place to get the music of choice. A search may yield several results, but when you actually visit the site, you are disappointed. Maybe either the specific [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If downloading music has been your passion, then you must have faced several problems while downloading. The biggest problem that is faced in music search is the proper place to get the music of choice. A search may yield several results, but when you actually visit the site, you are disappointed. Maybe either the specific music is not present there or even if it is present it required several searches and clicks, until you were frustrated with the entire process. This is the main problem of many people who are searching top music of the year or any kind of music of their choice. Today teenagers and youngsters are almost addicted to mp3 player’s music downloads and often they exchange their music collection among themselves. There is no better way to remain happy, than to listen to the best music of your choice. But in all this what happens when you do not get the music of your choice.</p>
<p>In our fast and stressful life today, most of us do not have so much time to search several hours for our popular music in the net. We often search for good quality mp3 downloads and in an easy way. Keeping in mind the requirements of so many users, there are many companies who have come up with their own versions of top music download. In these websites you will find music of your choice, from national to international music. Wermp3 is one such online destination which provides music for every music lover. There is a variety of music from hard rock, techno, punk/new wave, pop rock, dance, roc, rap and pop. You just name the music and you will get it in this online store. Not only this, you can get yourself registered in this online music store. If you are worried about the payment terms, then you shouldn’t worry, as you can make payment with your credit card. To download music to mp3 player you need to visit the download section of the website and follow the instructions that are required while downloading. It is easy and hassle free and completely secure. This website has become popular among the music lovers in a very short duration of time, mainly because of its huge selection and some popular top music. Nowhere in the internet will you be able to find such a huge selection of music download and that too at such easy pricing methods. What more can you ask for?</p>
<p>So, the next time when you are thinking of some top music download, just think about some of the best websites, from where you can download music. It is easy and convenient for every user. Keeping in mind the requirements of all its users, it is indeed easy to navigate in the website and unlike other sites; here you will get the music of your choice within just a few clicks. You will not be forwarded from one section to another to get your favorite download. Just try out and feel the difference.</p>
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		<title>Humor: not Everyone Can Hear the Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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By all accounts, the late movie cowboy Gene Autry was a fine fellow and a savvy businessman, having owned a record label, a production company, and a baseball team. He was as widely known for his westerns as he was for making a hit song out of &#8220;Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer.&#8221; He made a ton [...]]]></description>
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<p>By all accounts, the late movie cowboy Gene Autry was a fine fellow and a savvy businessman, having owned a record label, a production company, and a baseball team. He was as widely known for his westerns as he was for making a hit song out of &#8220;Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer.&#8221; He made a ton of &#8220;B&#8221; westerns in the 40s, and had a TV show in the 50s, all aimed at the kid audience.</p>
<p>Those kids probably didn&#8217;t care that Gene wasn&#8217;t the greatest actor, and that he seemed to have only two facial expressions, concerned and smiling. He never knew what to do with his hands, so when he wasn&#8217;t playing the guitar or punching a bad guy, he hooked his thumbs over his gunbelt. Gene&#8217;s acting chops matched his voice, which was less than resonant, kind of nasal and twangy. He could carry a tune as long as it wasn&#8217;t very heavy.</p>
<p>Sometimes Gene played his guitar as he sang for an audience visible within the movie, and that made sense in both the real and reel worlds. But sometimes we&#8217;d see Gene and his sidekick, Smiley Burnett, riding their horses along some desolate trail west of nowhere, just the two of them, when Gene would abruptly burst into song. Not only did Smiley see nothing odd about this behavior, he didn&#8217;t even react to the full (and fully invisible) orchestral accompaniment that Gene seemed to carry around with him. In fact, Smiley even sang along.</p>
<p>Then after the song was over, the two good guys would run into some baddies. A rousing chase and fistfight would follow, with exciting music accompanying the action.</p>
<p>Obviously, both the audience in the story and the audience watching the movie could hear Gene&#8217;s guitar when he was playing for them. That&#8217;s diegetic or &#8220;source&#8221; music, a part of the story. And just as obviously, Gene and Smiley could not hear the music when they were chasing and fighting the bad guys. That was non-diegetic music; it was there as dramatic effect for the benefit of the audience. The music Gene sang to while riding along the trail falls into a kind of music limbo.</p>
<p>According to Pauline Reay&#8217;s book, &#8220;Music in Film: Soundtracks and Synergy,&#8221; diegesis is the story world depicted on the screen. We the audience could hear all of the music, but the characters could hear only some of it. I believe the same is true with humor.</p>
<p>Fast-forward fifty years. &#8220;Frasier,&#8221; starring Kelsey Grammer, was a popular spin-off of &#8220;Cheers.&#8221; Aside from being a well-written show, it was superbly cast, each actor making us believe in his or her character. One of those splendidly fleshed out characters was Frasier&#8217;s über-fussy brother, Niles, played by David Hyde Pierce. Niles was quite the intellectual, like his brother. One day Niles walked into the studio of Frasier&#8217;s radio program to show him a rare book he&#8217;s just bought. Niles says, &#8220;I wanted to show you my copy of &#8216;Saint Katy, the Virgin,&#8217; in like-new condition.&#8221; Frasier replies with a knowing grin, &#8220;Yes, well, she&#8217;d have to be, wouldn&#8217;t she?&#8221; Niles smiles, and the audience laughs.</p>
<p>Later in that scene, they learn that their favorite restaurant is closing forever. Niles gets wistful for his eighth birthday party, which had been held at the restaurant, and where he was just as fussy. Niles says wistfully, &#8220;Great times. Opening presents, wearing funny hats, sending back the veal Prince Orloff.&#8221; Frasier doesn&#8217;t smile, but the audience laughs.</p>
<p>Each of those jokes is in a different form. The first one about Saint Katy is diegetic, that is, it takes place in their world and is acknowledged by the characters as being a joke. Niles smiles at Frasier&#8217;s remark about the book, just as someone would do in the real world. But the other funny line would not be considered source humor. Niles&#8217; line about sending back the veal was non-diegetic. Frasier did not see it as a joke, only an example of Niles&#8217; personality.</p>
<p>(&#8221;Frasier&#8221; was one of the few shows I&#8217;ve seen where the people in the story laugh at the funny things others in the story say. Compare it to &#8220;The Bob Newhart Show,&#8221; the one where he plays a psychologist. The characters don&#8217;t laugh at each other&#8217;s jokes; only the audience does.)</p>
<p>The second &#8220;Frasier&#8221; joke was character-driven; the first was not. That&#8217;s the difference. We the audience could hear all the humor, but the characters could not. Just like the music in Gene Autry&#8217;s movies.</p>
<p>Decide what kind of humor you&#8217;re using in your stories, both in print and on stage. Is it a joke that other people in the story recognize as such? Or is it character driven humor that blends seamlessly with the world of the story?</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re on stage and you tell your audience something self-deprecating and funny about yourself, it should come off as non-diegetic. You should not act as though it&#8217;s funny to you; allow the audience to get it on their own. But if you tell them an actual joke &#8211; which I don&#8217;t recommend unless you&#8217;re a trained professional and wearing a helmet &#8211; allow the audience to know that you know it&#8217;s a joke. Don&#8217;t laugh at it, just acknowledge the humor.</p>
<p>And don&#8217;t hook your thumbs over your gunbelt.</p>
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		<title>Funny Jokes and Humor &#8211; Something for Everyone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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Humor is an essential part of our lives, is as necessary as all other fuzzy emotions such as love, anger, etc. It dictates how comfortable we feel at our workplace, with a person we just met and how much money we make (in some cases!). The truth is that without humor we are as good [...]]]></description>
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<p>Humor is an essential part of our lives, is as necessary as all other fuzzy emotions such as love, anger, etc. It dictates how comfortable we feel at our workplace, with a person we just met and how much money we make (in some cases!). The truth is that without humor we are as good as dead. Humor brightens our day and changes our entire perspective about our daily routines in a second. Yes, that&#8217;s the power of humor, it is so big that the entertainment industry is currently is above the real estate market (as far as earnings), but don&#8217;t take my word for it, look it up!. A decent comedian in comedy central makes more money than a <a href="http://www.cestriacapital.co.uk">mortgage broker</a> without having all the work related stress.</p>
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<p>Now that we have established that humor is great, an important part of our lives and big business, lets start by analyzing the way humor affects our daily life. If you have a desk job, work within a big corporation, are in sales, etc. you have probably noticed that once in a while there comes a person who with just a few words brightens your day, or there is a co-worker you just can&#8217;t imagine being without, no, I&#8217;m not talking about being in love, we are referring to humor.</p>
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<p>It is a fact that most of the people (91.3% actually) who find a job boring, will end up leaving it in less than 3 months. That is just terrible from an employer&#8217;s point of view, they loose money by training new employees every few months. Employers and most companies know this, that is why we often hear, &#8220;A company name, the best place to work at&#8221;, or during the recruitment process we hear &#8220;Our company is a leader of this rapidly growing market and offers a fun environment to work at&#8221;. What statements like that usually mean is you&#8217;ll be buried in paperwork and running around all day long, but off course some people like to work hard so they are the 1% exception. There is nothing funny about jobs like that but they have to advertise it that way to get people interested.</p>
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<p>Every now and then, we come across certain individuals who overcame their environment or simply have a different perspective of life who break the ice with a funny sentence, others simply try to memorize jokes and funny quotes, but when they forget about a critical line of the joke they crash and burn, they know it and so does everybody else but people end up laughing because of &#8220;social respect&#8221;.</p>
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<p>For instance, don&#8217;t you feel a bit awkward every time someone who you know, is not a good at telling jokes, and this person constantly tries to break the ice with his/her less than funny jokes?, it has happened to me and everyone. I just wish that for once I wouldn&#8217;t be the one saying the bad jokes!.</p>
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<p>Not everyone has joke telling talents, and that&#8217;s OK. But people who know don&#8217;t have such talent shouldn&#8217;t attempt stunts like these in public. There are many comedians I can reference to but I&#8217;ll quote Ronald Reagan (Yeah, the president). Regardless of his highly stressful occupation (and age), he was a &#8220;mentally hilarious&#8221; person who knew how to deliver a good-funny line at the right moment. For example:</p>
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<p>  &#8211; When asked by a reporter what kind of Governor he would be (back in 1966), he answered &#8220;I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;ve never played a governor.&#8221;<br />&#13;</p>
<p>  &#8211; When he was asked about the deficit the country was going through he said &#8220;I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.&#8221;<br />&#13;</p>
<p>  &#8211; When asked about the Government views on economy, instead of talking about foreign exchange markets, interests, war etc. he said &#8220;Government&#8217;s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.&#8221;<br />&#13;</p>
<p>  &#8211; Or, &#8220;Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.&#8221;</p>
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<p>As you see by these few examples show that being funny has nothing to do with lengthy jokes, its all about delivery and honest but simple lines, an average person can understand. By average I mean 93.4% of the population.</p>
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<p>Learning how to use irony, juxtaposition and delivery can set you apart from the rest of the boring people, so help change the world for the best.</p>
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<p>By the way, did you know that over 95% of all statistics are made up in the spot?; you might just want to keep that in mind!.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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